Tori Spelling showed off her gargantuous stomach at The Ivy with hubby Dean McDermott yesterday, the place where celebrities go when they need to make sure the world hasn't forgotten about them already.
After chowing down on some food and attention, the married couple went furniture shopping in West Hollywood because, when you are rich and pregnant and no longer wanted by reality T.V., what else do you do for fun?
Tori will pop out baby number two in about 3 weeks, which helps to explain why her stomach looks like that. The other part of the explanation has more to do with proportion. Namely, the fact that Tori Spelling is probably small enough to fit into her 1-year old's diapers.
Pictures of the boringhas-been mellow couple after the jump...
Penelope Cruz was looking unusually hot-mess-like during a photo shoot for her upcoming Woody Allen movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona in Cannes yesterday.
Maybe because her two favorite lovers, Javier Bardem and Scarlett Johansson, were unable to make it out, and she was worried that maybe that meant the two of them were MAKING OUT somewhere without her.
Meanwhile, she’s stuck with Woody-poppin-Allen’s eyes and hands on her unzipped blue number. Any girl would go Britney-like over that trauma.
Pictures of the Spanish beauty with Woody and the other girl she makes out with (Rebecca Hall) after the jump…
With a little movie magic, West Chester, Pennsylvania was turned into a winter wonderland yesterday, where Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson were shooting scenes for the comedy 'Marley and Me.'
I'm surprised Jen could tear herself away from John Mayer long enough to get some work done. Owen's been busier than she has, but, of course, he doesn't have any distractions.
These scenes, with Jen, Owen and their movie kids and dog are among the last scenes to be filmed for the movie, which already had its wrap party at the end of production in Miami. Rumors that Jen's musical beau performed turned out to be false.
Hopefully, this film will be the only representative of the newly-formed literary genre of life-changing pets. if I see one more book cover with a winsome critter on the front cover with a title like '[Pet Name] and Me' or 'My [Adjective] [Pet name]', I'm gonna hurl.
Janet Jackson celebrated birthday number 42 last night (happy b-day, girlfriend!) at her favorite hangout/sushi joint Katsuya in LA.
The singer was looking sharp in a black outfit topped with a funky fedora as she led beau Jermaine Dupri out to their ride. You so know Miss Janet wears the pants in that relationship, but not Jermaine's, because they're just so teeny.
Judging by the amount of swag hauled out of the restaurant by the staff, Janet cleaned up in the gift department. She even got a Wii. Lucky!
I'm assuming an engagement ring wasn't included in her birthday haul. Make an honest woman out of her already, Jermaine - it's the trendy thing to do.
Paris Hilton does her best imitation of a giraffe while leaving a London hotel with her future husband Benji Madden and her doting mom.
The celebutant is in Europe to promote her new fragrance, Can Can, but she's been finding plenty of time to talk about her personal life too.
Most notably, her white wedding, and how perfect she and Benji are together.
'Benji wants to [get hitched],' she gloated last night. 'We are the perfect match. We don't like being apart, we like to stay with each other as much as we can. [Benji] really has a heart of gold. He'd never do anything to hurt
me. He loves and supports me no matter what.'
Yeah, I can really see how Paris and Benji's love has stood the test of time.
Because they've supported each other through countless, just countless, tragedies during the three months that they've been dating. Those two, they are like a rock, I tell you, one big, attention-hungry mass.
Scarlett Johansson released this video of her recording her new single 'Falling Down' because she knows that people might actually take an interest in her 'music' if they can at least look at her while she sings.
Scarlett deciding to sing is like Ronald Reagan deciding to run for president. She's not good at it but she's popular enough (NOW) that it might actually happen for her.
At least she's not pumping out that generic pop crap we've gotten from the Lindsay Lohans and Paris Hiltons...
First of all, out-but-not Jodie Foster split from her girlfriend 'special friend' Cydney Bernard after 14 years of um, hanging out. So far nobody has a clue why the hell Jodie called off the relationship with her decade-older lover, considering they have 2 kids together and her friends call it 'shocking.' My thoughts? Hey, just because Jodie doesn't have a penis doesn't mean she ain't a sucker for younger women.
Then there's the Lindsay Lohan issue. Lesbo or not? Samantha Ronson her girlfriend or not? Rumors about them two have been flying for a couple years, but last week when the pair were vacationing in Paris, a collection of hickies across Sam's neck got the rumor mill churnin' like mad. Aspiring celebratard Ali Lohan stepped up to bat away the rumors, asserting that her big sister, 'is not a lesbian.' Which translates to 'the Lohan family is still waiting for Lindsay to come out of her experimental stage.'
Finally, the happy news...Ellen Degeneres and Portia di Rossi are getting married. The bridal occasion was brought on by Cali's Supreme Court decision to legalize gay marriage this week, and I think it bloody awesome. Unless you're opposed to the whole gay marriage thing, in which case it's bloody awful.
Check out Ellen get wet (with joy, perverts) as she dishes the news to her show's audience, which includes her equally emotional fiance:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Pictures of the couple's 4 years together after the jump.
I have to tip my hat to Pink. She totally, genuinely, doesn't care what you think (or she just does a really convincing job of pretending she doesn't).
Either way, here she is at Nobu restaurant in L.A. last night, looking fully hippie as she jokes with/makes fun of the paparazzi and apparently considers herself a real comedian. My favorite part is when the female paparazzo says she's sorry for something and Pink goes 'no you're not.' Check out the tough girl action below:
Guess he proved her wrong.
I really hope that guy isn't Carey Hart's replacement. I mean, divorce can leave us a little confused...but not THAT confused.
Ashlee Simpson kissed her unmarried life goodbye last night with a 'mellow' bachelorette party thrown by her sister. At their parent's house. That was over before midnight.
What the hell happened to that fun and easy-to-ridicule chick who once stood on a table in a fastfood joint and demanded that the employee kiss her feet?!?
To make matters even more lame, before Ashlee's daddy got home to kiss his daughter goodnight and give her one final 'back rub,' Joe Simpson forced Ashlee's fiance to hang out with him all night long.
The soon-to-be father and son had dinner with a few of Pete Wentz's friends at the Beverly Hills hotspot Mr. Chow, where they went really crazy, even going to far as to order some beer and wine.
And THAT, my friends, was Pete's Bachelor party. No strippers, Las Vegas clubbing, limo, no. Just chillin' with his future father in law.
Check out Pete heading home from the restaurant, avoiding pregnancy questions, talking about his mustache, and being friends with Calum Best for some god-awful reason. Even better: Joe Simpson laughing like he's had a few too many beers...
