Dec
29
Well, we can't post a picture of "Gummi Bear" without letting you gaze
upon the wonder that I like to call "Scummy Bear." Yep, it's Brandon
Davis, the oil heir and friend of Paris - the man who introduced the
word "firecrotch" into the pop culture lexicon - on vacation with his
family in Hawaii. Unlike little brother Jason, Brandon avoided the
beach, staying in the shade, smoking and texting - oh, and sneezing
too, maybe he's allergic to the sun or something. That's the way to
spend a vacation in a tropical paradise!
Boy the photographers in Hawaii sure must be bored if this is all they can come up with. Who cares about a fat nobody whose only claim to fame is being the older brother of a fat slob...