May
23
Cindy Crawford says that she wishes she had been more irresponsible when she was still young and hot (because as you can see
above, she is a complete hag now).
'I regret that I wasn't wilder,' she says. 'I was working and I was nervous. I was the one in the corner with the book, being responsible.'
Luckily, Cindy is making up for lost jungle action nowadays: 'I can be wild,' she says. I'I'll sometimes dance on a table for my husband and his friends. But not naked, those days are gone.'
Phew! That woulda been a scary sight to see...Cindy Crawford naked?? The only worse thing I can think of would be Donald Trump's head in a toilet.
I'm guessing Cindy wised up to her sex kitten side somewhere around the time Richard Gere was sticking gerbils up his ass. Sexually frustrated men will do some craaaaazy things...
Pictures of Cindy strolling Manhattan today with her husband Randy Gerber (funny how much that sound like gerbil) after the jump...
'I regret that I wasn't wilder,' she says. 'I was working and I was nervous. I was the one in the corner with the book, being responsible.'
Luckily, Cindy is making up for lost jungle action nowadays: 'I can be wild,' she says. I'I'll sometimes dance on a table for my husband and his friends. But not naked, those days are gone.'
Phew! That woulda been a scary sight to see...Cindy Crawford naked?? The only worse thing I can think of would be Donald Trump's head in a toilet.
I'm guessing Cindy wised up to her sex kitten side somewhere around the time Richard Gere was sticking gerbils up his ass. Sexually frustrated men will do some craaaaazy things...
Pictures of Cindy strolling Manhattan today with her husband Randy Gerber (funny how much that sound like gerbil) after the jump...
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