May
16
You know that whole concept that everybody has their unique talents and we are all equally gifted in the end?
Well suddenly the moments where I was watching The Hills and asking myself what the hell Audrina Patridge had to offer the world are in the past.
Judging from these pictures of the ditzy doll on the Hawaii set of her first movie, Into the Blue 2: The Reef, it's very clear to me: Audrina's purpose on this planet is to look really, freaking hot.
The downside is of course that women (including myself) want to hate her. Until we realize that she has the intelligence of a pea, at which point we feel much better.
Check the toned, tan, skinny littlebitch sweetheart getting stroked, rubbed, looked at while she prepares to stand around and look good 'act' for the cameras:
I take additional comfort in knowing those boobs cannot be real. That, or she went through a major 'growth spurt' since her little Playboy try-out...
Well suddenly the moments where I was watching The Hills and asking myself what the hell Audrina Patridge had to offer the world are in the past.
Judging from these pictures of the ditzy doll on the Hawaii set of her first movie, Into the Blue 2: The Reef, it's very clear to me: Audrina's purpose on this planet is to look really, freaking hot.
The downside is of course that women (including myself) want to hate her. Until we realize that she has the intelligence of a pea, at which point we feel much better.
Check the toned, tan, skinny little
I take additional comfort in knowing those boobs cannot be real. That, or she went through a major 'growth spurt' since her little Playboy try-out...
Her sole purpose is to look hot? Are you confused? I'm not sure what part about fake tits, absence of an upper lip and ceiling eyes is "hot".