Paris Hilton's 'Stupid Heiress Tricks' on Letterman
Fri, 09 May 2008
Is Paris Hilton becoming David Letterman's go-to guest, in case other,
more interesting people have to cancel at the last minute or something?
The heiress, was back in the Big Apple yesterday to make yet another appearance on 'The Late Show with David Letterman.' Why? It seemed like she was just on there (well, it was the end of January, but time flies...) promoting 'The Hottie and the Nottie' - and you can see how much that helped.
Well, actually, Paris was on to talk about her MTV reality show, which hasn't even started shooting yet, as well as her love for beau Benji Madden, gushing, 'I’m so happy. I’m so in love. I know I want to spend the rest of my life with (him). I know I want to be with him forever. If you saw us together, you’d understand. He’s my best friend.'
Dave then brought up all of her side business ventures and I swear, it sounded like one of his comedy bits. But sadly, it's all real - champagne in a can, over-priced microfiber hair extensions and clothes for dogs. Dave held up some of the dog togs and declared, 'And you wonder why the rest of the world hates us.'
Touche, David. Just the fact that Paris Hilton is in the public eye is enough for the world to hate us.
The heiress, was back in the Big Apple yesterday to make yet another appearance on 'The Late Show with David Letterman.' Why? It seemed like she was just on there (well, it was the end of January, but time flies...) promoting 'The Hottie and the Nottie' - and you can see how much that helped.
Well, actually, Paris was on to talk about her MTV reality show, which hasn't even started shooting yet, as well as her love for beau Benji Madden, gushing, 'I’m so happy. I’m so in love. I know I want to spend the rest of my life with (him). I know I want to be with him forever. If you saw us together, you’d understand. He’s my best friend.'
Dave then brought up all of her side business ventures and I swear, it sounded like one of his comedy bits. But sadly, it's all real - champagne in a can, over-priced microfiber hair extensions and clothes for dogs. Dave held up some of the dog togs and declared, 'And you wonder why the rest of the world hates us.'
Touche, David. Just the fact that Paris Hilton is in the public eye is enough for the world to hate us.
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