Ryan and Scarlett's Unsurprising Engagement

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are finally getting married. Yawn. In other news, Ryan's ex Alanis Morissette is busy writing a new song today. I'm pretty sure the lyrics say something about 'breaking him in for the next girl.'

Meanwhile, Tom Cruise is stomping his feet and saying 'I didn't want her that bad anyway' as he reminds himself to be grateful for what he has. A Stepford wife isn't so bad, right? Right?

For an engaged couple, Ryan and Scarlett sure do a good job of not being photographed together.  Recent pictures of the two spotted separately - including Ryan getting cozy with his co-star some other chick -  after the jump.