May
15
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are over - again - just two months after rekindling their dysfunctional romance.
Not sure of the reason this time around, but I'm assuming it has something to do with Owen Wilson having the maturity of a 12-year old and Kate Hudson being embarrassed by him.
The hot mom was spotted wearing some bling on her ring finger last week, which got people all hot and bothered and jumping to the usual 'engagement' conclusion. Alas, the ring was just a stupid prop for her new movie...but apparently it did get the Bride Wars actress talkin.'
Word from her camp is that the blonde lovers are toast...like the really dark, black, inedible kind.
'It was a pretty bad breakup, says an insider. 'Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.'
Luckily Owen has all been using all the right tools to 'put it behind him,' such as getting trashed nightly, sticking his penis in as many vaginas as possible, and behaving like a general child about the whole thing.
Hopefully it will offer Kate all the reassurance she needs to stay the hell away from this guy before he plans suicide number two...
Not sure of the reason this time around, but I'm assuming it has something to do with Owen Wilson having the maturity of a 12-year old and Kate Hudson being embarrassed by him.
The hot mom was spotted wearing some bling on her ring finger last week, which got people all hot and bothered and jumping to the usual 'engagement' conclusion. Alas, the ring was just a stupid prop for her new movie...but apparently it did get the Bride Wars actress talkin.'
Word from her camp is that the blonde lovers are toast...like the really dark, black, inedible kind.
'It was a pretty bad breakup, says an insider. 'Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.'
Luckily Owen has all been using all the right tools to 'put it behind him,' such as getting trashed nightly, sticking his penis in as many vaginas as possible, and behaving like a general child about the whole thing.
Hopefully it will offer Kate all the reassurance she needs to stay the hell away from this guy before he plans suicide number two...













They are really wonderful! They must have a child together...!
She has a son, Ryder Russell Robinson, with her ex, Chris Robinson (every time I see Chris he reminds me of Jesus! He could certainly paly Him in a movie... and Ryder looks just like Kate to me. They were a sweet family!).
RYDER... you don't look slepy. Seems to me he's a very calm little boy. I wonder if he's going to grow up to a fine little Republican young man. He's Mom is always teasing about that. CUTE, CUTE BOY!!
I think Ryder is one cute little fellow. While he's always been precious, he's now looking less like a cute toddler and more like a very handsome little boy.
He looks just like in this picture!
My son has the same length hair as Ryder - he's very proud of it - tres parisien!
He is just the cutest thing I have ever seen! I hear he wants his hair long because of his daddy and I think that is so awesome of his parents to let him make that decision! Where do you find hats like ryders? I love it!
Chris with his cute little mini-me. They are a matched pair!
Ryder is cute, he looks so much like Kate did as a child.
Every time I see Chris he reminds me of Jesus! He could certainly play Him in a movie! And Ryder looks just like Kate to me. They are a sweet family.