You Can Call Madonna Old But Don't Call Them Saggy

Here's Madonna in her usual form...walking home from her London gym looking thoroughly nast after a superhuman workout generally reserved for the likes of Batman, Xena and Matthew McConaughey.

Today, however, Madonna is sporting the added perk of having her boobs pushed up halfway to her chin, in the manner generally reserved for the red carpet or the concert stage.

Or maybe Madonna's breasts just still happen to look that perky naturally.  In a mere sports bra.  At age 49.  Sure.

Well whatever her trick is, - and despite a bit too closely resembling a bodybuilder - the pop queen doesn't look half bad for turning 50 in August.

Two more pictures of Madonna looking intimidating after the jump...