Paula Abdul is Single, Older, Childless

'I thought by now I'd have three grown children,' Paula Abdul told USA Today last October.  At the time, she was still dating J.T. Torregiani, the guy she apparently expected to have kids with, because she said a baby would be 'the next step in my life.'

Eight months later, crazy Paula is newly single, baby bumpless, and creeping closer to that age when having a baby isn't just weird, it's dangerous.

She's 46!

Last night the American Idol trainwreck celebrated her birthday at STK restaurant by herself (well, actually, her chauffeur was there too).  Other special guests were the paparazzi, who sang to Paula, causing her to feel so touched that she compulsively rolled down her window, smiled, and uttered the words 'I love you.'  To the paparazzi.  A verbal outburst even Paula seemed embarrassed by once she realized what she was saying...



Oh, Paula.