Surprise, Mario Lopez is a Cheater

Newly single Karina Smirnoff is sweet, talented, and pretty, but perhaps a little too 'trusting.'

The Ukranian dancer didn't realize that her boyfriend of 2 years, Mario Lopez (king of the male whores), was cheating on her until denial took a backseat to blatant proof of the other woman.  She told E! Online this week:

• 'He told me he lived alone, but I opened up [his] closet and saw a row of women's shoes and said, "Either you are a cross-dresser or a woman is living here." '

Adding to Karina's humiliation, Mario seems thrilled to be back on the market.  Just a couple days after breaking her heart, douchebag had the nerve to gush about his real feelings for his 'friend' Eva Longoria. 

• 'Eva and I never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody.  Tony Parker is a lucky guy,' he told reporters. 
  

Also this week, Mario was voted People's 'Hottest Bachelor,' and featured talking about all the other women he wants to date. 

Um.  What is this...a conspiracy to promote America's biggest tool???

True story.  A couple years ago I was listening to an L.A. radio station that asked listeners to call in and tell their dirty celebrity sex stories.  40% of the call-ins were stories about Mario Lopez (the other 60 was Eddie Murphy).  Unfortunately, the details were pretty forgettable because I can't remember them.  But isn't the fact that about 6 different chicks - who happened to be listening and get up the balls to call - enough?

Pictures of Mario sucking Karina's face in October along with a few of Karina attending Monday's Get Smart movie premiere below...