Pamela Anderson demonstrated the pros of breast implants when
she was spotted on Australia's gold coast yesterday: you can go
bra-less without sagging! Who cares that everyone can see areola
circles and rupture marks
through your transparent extra-extra-extra small blouse...or that
walking around with those melons feels like carrying an extra 20
pounds. You're 'free'!
In addition to channeling her inner stripper bra-burning feminist, Pam was starting fires in Australia's animal-eating world.
As promised,
the die-hard vegetarian continued her global protest against KFC's
treatment of chickens by marching into a Southport KFC to hand-deliver
a personal letter and video expose of KFC suppliers scalding,
defeathering, and slaughtering birds. She even threw an
Angelina-Jolie-like humanitarian speech into the mix. She told Aussie
reporters:
'I've been in Australia filming Big
Brother House, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off
from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside
barns for KFC.
Fortunately, I won't be stomped to death, have
my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water, yet as
PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) undercover videos
have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC's restaurants in Australia
often suffer these abuses.'
When Pam is done fighting for animals, she should band together with Michael Jackson, Tara Reid and Ashley Tisdale
to bring down the herd of plastic surgeons who screwed up their
patients really bad. There's a cause she's got first-hand experience
with!
Pictures of Pamela and her big nipples heart below...
But with all the public groping these two are doing, I'm wondering if they should have stayed there and spared us their lovefest.
Two days after The Bachelorette finale revealed that DeAnna Pappas picked 26-year old surfboarder Jesse Csincsak as her future 'dude,' the new couple were spotted at a
park in L.A. looking as trite as humanly possible. They walked hand-in-hand, cuddled at a
picnic bench, and swang on the swings as a symbol of their dopamine
high.
DeAnna rocked her brand new 2.3 carat Tacori platinum and diamond ring,
which she'll be wearing until May of next year, when she and Jesse tie the knot in the Bahamas (because that's where they got engaged, aww).
The only downside of picking Jesse - who was very impressive in his
ability to snowboard an entire mountain with DeAnna in his arms - was
sending Jason home. More to the point, sending Jason and his perfectly
sculpted abs home .... to a pack of women lined up at his front door, I'm sure.
Check out DeAnna's melodramatic finale in which she says she has 'found the man of her dreams' below:
And if you haven't thrown up your lunch yet (or, alternatively, gotten distracted setting up your match.com profile), check out the full gallery of Bachelorette face-sucking below...
Miley Cyrus showed off her usual ADHD spunk while filming scenes for her Disney show Hannah Montana at Paradise Cove in Malibu yesterday. The Madonna wannabe danced, sang, played in the sand, fell off a lifeguard stand, and got carried around on a surf board by a group of shirtless men. Is it wrong to be jealous of a 15 year old?
Then the teen sensation was swarmed by a group of adorrrrrrable Miley-obsessed kids, who expressed their love with a series of heartfelt 'I love you's' and swarmed their favorite idol for mommy's camera.
The way that these kids light up like they've just met Santa is totally
normal, by the way. Miley Cyrus is like God to pretty much every kid
on the planet these days.
Her fans are so die-hard, they even petitioned to get her waxified,
making Miley one of the youngest stars ever to be featured at Madame
Tussauds in London.
Click here to check out the new Miley wax figure and see more of the wild teen sensation below...
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves will be the latest celebs to whore out their baby for some extra cash. The couple will earn $3 million for an OK! Magazine exclusive photo shoot of newborn Levi.
I
know it's just a few camera flashes and nothing the public won't
eventually see during one of Matt and Camila's surf excursions, but
something about selling baby photos to the tabloids is just tacky. But
Matthew sure as hell ain't the only rich and famous celeb to sell his
baby out. Check out my list of some of Hollywood's top baby-exploit earners:
1. Jennifer Lopez's March People Magazine exclusive with twins Max and Emme's earned her $6 million.
2. Gavin and Gwen's Kingston put $575 K in bucket after giving their first pictures to OK! Magazine
3. Christina Aguilera earned $2 million for People exclusive of son Max.
4. Nicole
Richie and Joel Madden got $1 million for selling the first Harlow
pictures to People Magazine, which was basically Nicole's sole income
for the entire year, considering she doesn't actually act or work.
5. Larry Birkhead got $2 million to put his greatest asset, Dannielynn, on OK!'s April '07 cover.
6. Bridget Moynahan racked up $100,000 for baby John to pose for OK! ('posing' being a relative term that in this case, means 'just laying there').
7.Jamie Lynn earned $1 million for this week's OK! Exclusive on Maddie Briann Aldridge.
8. A few years ago - when there was less baby-picture inflation, Sean
Preston earned Britney and K-Fed $500 K for his People Magazine cover.
Last but definitely not least, Brangelina. People reportedly paid Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt $4.1 million to put Shiloh on their June 2006 cover (though all over to an African
charity, of course) while Pax also earned his keep ($2 million to be
exact) with an April 2007 People cover.
The Bill Gates
of celeb baby earners will be the Brangelina twins of course. Already,
Brad and Ange have been offered between $10 and $15 million
for pictures of the unborn treasures.
So much for babies being leeches on mommy and daddy's wallet!
It was another play date for Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong Tuesday in L.A. - this time it wasn't under the sheets or with Lance's kids, but on the tennis court for a little 'love' match.
Check out the cute pair looking sporty and Kate being goofy as she tries to keep up with her athletic boyfriend:
What Lance hasn't got in his pants, he clearly makes up for outside them!
Everyone's favorite celebrity couple and Second Amendment advocates, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, hit the firing range for a little target practice recently, as all responsible gun owners should. Way to role-model, guys! A well-honed trigger finger and a steady aim are essential to preventing tragic accidental shootings.
Looks like the duo wisely wore protective ear muffs while blasting away, too. Smart move, guys; with Heidi's music career on the brink of blowing up, they're going to need their hearing.
Check out the trigger-happy couple putting their best gun forward:
Oh, what fun. Our apologies if you hear shots going off inside your head the rest of the day...
Click on the the photo above for the full, 53-pic gallery of Speidi's trigger-happy adventure!
America Ferrera sneezed like 400 times on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday. It was the first day time the show has been filmed in New York - where it's actually supposed to take place - instead of Los Angeles.
So I'm pretty sure that if you sneeze that much you are allergic to something. Was homegirl snorting pollen in between takes? Or is she just allergic to the big apple? These and many very important other questions, we'll never know...
