Amy Winehouse got fed up with being told to clean up her room and put down the crackpipe yesterday, so she took a slug at her fourth victim in less than two weeks...her bodyguard.
Attack number one was a fan who allegedly tried to grab her boob at the Glastonbury Music Festival.
Attack number two was a salesman who says he 'hadn't said anything or even touched her' when she attacked him at a London Bar Saturday night.
Attack numero tres was just a couple hours after #2 Sat. night - when someone else tried to grab her. Supposedly. This time, her butt.
As for her security guard last night, no idea what set off the crazy. My guess is she was just kind of confused. Prior to coming home and finding a crowd of paparazzi to fight off, Amy had been running all sorts of contradictory errands. First, she visited the Stapleford Centre, a private clinic providing drug and alcohol addiction treatments. Then it was on to a pub and three bars, where Amy was spotted downing shots until she headed home.
Keep drinking and drugging, Amy. Nothing like a 24-hour buzz to distract you from getting clean!
Pamela Anderson and her teeny tiny banana nighty flew down under yesterday so that she could show them her down under join the cast of Big Brother in it's latest season.
During
the bombshell's 3-day 'surprise guest' stint on the show, she'll pose
for a calendar shoot and teach her housemates 'the tricks of the
trade.' Most notably, how to lay on your belly comfortably without
deflating either implant. Oh, and of course a brief tutorial on the
value of leading a vegetarian lifestyle.
A week or so after trashing her meat-eating rival Jessica Simpson, Pam's even planning to squeeze a little animal protesting into her busy Aussie schedule.
The Playboy pin-up announced at a news conference that when she leaves the Big Brother house on Thursday, she's headed straight to a local KFC restaurant to protest their treatment of chickens.
It's
worth mentioning that KFC is one of the major sponsors of Big Brother -
the people who are paying Pam close to $500,000 for her celebrity
appearance. But that's not gonna stop Pam from fighting for her
chickens!
'Every show has a bunch of sponsors and it's not something you look
into when you are offered a job,' Pam told the press. 'But it's kind of
interesting, it's a coincidence.'
You know what else is a coincidence? Pam kinda looks naked in the photos below. But that, I'm sure, was entirely accidental.
Miley Cyrus recently alluded to the downsides of being rich and famous at age 15. Namely - the lions, tigers and bears who
try to make her look naked and call her daddy a perv.
'I think knowing which people I can trust and being more aware of my surroundings is important,' she said in the last issue of People. 'It's like Dorothy, I'm not in Kansas anymore.'
A shrewd one, that Miley. Lucky for her though, there are role models out there with integrity and class to give her comfort and inspiration in a world of wicked witches. Like Madonna. The pop legend who Miley - like just about every other pop star since 1985 - strives to be just like when she grows up.
'Madonna always reinvents herself, and that's what I want to do.' Miley says. 'Whatever comes
my way that sounds good, that's what I want to do. Whether it's
designing clothes or photography or whatever.'
Nice to see that Miley has her career goals so mapped out. It's also
nice to see the kid's not taking this pop domination thing too seriously,
as she was spotted out playing yesterday. Not in Kansans or Oz - but
close...
Pictures of Miley and fam. (yes that blonde chick is her
mother, not her sister) hittin' up the brand new Simpson's Ride at
Universal Studios after the jump.
Douche
Mayer, who is in NYC for a concert tonight, lost his temper
yesterday after being followed by a paparazzo. When the photographer wasn't
quite as easy to lose as he'd hoped, John tried to express his
annoyance by being funny and
ironic. Which of course means he was just condescending and offensive.
John: 'Where do you keep your degree in journalism? Like do you keep it like in the console...in the middle of the seats?'
Paparazzo: 'You look handsome John!'
John: (still talking about the degree) 'It's probably a really good idea to keep like soda cups on it.'
Haha, good one John. The paparazzo should make the journalism degree
into a cup holder, funny. Because she doesn't really have a degree. Ha ha. Because her profession sucks that bad. Ha
ha. That's hilarious.
All I wanna know is: when's John Mayer doing stand-up? I really
want to go. I can't imagine a more fun target to throw darts at.
Continue reading John Mayer is Moody ...
A week or so after Lindsay Lohan told the press that she wants to 'continue on the path she's been on with the person she cares about,' Samantha Ronson
(ie. 'the person she cares about') took her girlfriend jewelry shopping
and bought her a $22,000 Cartier ring. At least that's what somebody toldThe Mirror:
'Sam took Lindsay shopping to celebrate her 22nd birthday. Although Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own
money and is very proud. It's not an engagement ring - simply a token of her commitment. Lindsay is thrilled and she and Sam are very content.'
A promise ring, really? That's weak. Didn't Lindsay and Sam get the memo about gay marriage being legal now?? Simply dating your lesbian girlfriend is sooo last month.
So the theme for July is going to be 'In case you forgot, Madonna was the O.G. of lesbian and bisexual hook-ups.'
The pop diva is adding to her homewrecker status with some lesbian juice involving fellow expatriate Gwyneth Paltrow. The Sunreports:
'A biography by the Queen of Pop’s brother claims to lift the lid on Madge’s
sexual conquests, love affairs, drug-taking and rows with husband Guy Ritchie.
And it will tell how Madonna, now 49, flirted with Oscar-winning actress
Gwyneth at a glamorous New Year party thrown by leading fashion designer Donatella Versace.
The Like A Virgin singer was dancing on a table at 4am when she dragged
Gwyneth up to join her.
Then — as party-goers watched in amazement — Madonna grabbed Gwynnie, pulled
her to her and kissed the stunned Hollywood star full on the mouth.'
I really can't tell if Madonna's brother is selling her out or doing
her a favor by talking about all this stuff. On the one hand, it makes
her a lot more interesting. On the other, it might not be the best
thing in the world if she's actually serious about getting rid of A-Rod
and staying married.
Not that Madge isn't busy drumming up plenty of controversy all on her own..that 'controversy' being a reunion with my favorite trainwreck.
'Madonna specifically asked to work with Britney Spears again.' a source told Us Magazineof the diva's plan to devote a segment of her concert to a taped performance by her former make-out partner.'
If I know Madonna, I'm pretty sure we can expect to see her rock-hard body gyrating against the screen projector in a similar flirtation to what we saw between her and Justin Timberlakea few months ago.
Just another round in a lifetime of sexual exploits!
Now that Jake Gyllenhaal is on the marriage home stretch with Reese Witherspoon, the hunky actor is turning up his heroism.
Last night's edition was 'Must protect Reese from the London paparazzi.' Or, more specifically, her baby blues.
As part of the pair's shared hip, Reese flew out to London to join her Romeo for dinner with Top Gun and Flashdance film producer Jerry Bruckheimer last night.
I also heard a rumor a while ago that Reese purchased a Notting Hill mansion and requested a 4-month break from work just so she could be by Jake's side while he films Prince of Persia out there.
I can now confirm the freaking obvious - that someone made that up. Turns out Reese is already filming her next movie, Monsters vs. Aliens.
But wouldn't it be funny if Reese up and moved herself and her kids to London and then Ryan Phillippe flipped out and called Jake lots of dirty names to make up for his own stunted manhood??
HAHAHAHAHA!
Really? Not that funny? Okay, maybe it's just me. I guess all
this 'happy and in love' junk kinda depresses me. How else am I going
to reassure myself that life is better without 60 million dollars a year?
Susan Olsen, aka 'Cindy Brady', barfed in the middle of a radio interview last week cos she decided to go out and get plastered the night before her first publicity gig in about a decade.
But of course, this type of drinking and shitty decision-making is very rare.
'I am a person who does not drink,' Cindy explained in the same mouthful as 'I am a very very very truthful person.'
The mid-interview barf session had the added bonus of educating Susan's son on the realities of being an alcoholic.
'That's the way kids learn', she said. 'Of course, I threw up in the bathroom! It was better than throwing up on their face!'
