Selma Blair, with new, long locks, presumably for her new role on the American desecration version of the hit Aussie comedy 'Kath and Kim,' which debuts this fall on NBC, visited a friend's house in LA on Thursday.
Selma, who is reprising her role as paranormal investigator Liz Sherman in this summer's 'Hellboy 2: The Golden Army,' which arrives in theaters on July 11.
The actress promised that audiences will see a different Liz in the sequel to the 2004 flick. The first time around, my character was stuck and sad,' Selma said at the New York Comic Con. 'I was just wanted Liz to kick some ass! We are introduced to Liz immediately as a much stronger character, she's with Hellboy, and she is more sure of her powers and using them.'
Hey, Selma, if that weave is itchy, don't scratch it! If I've learned nothing else from 'Flavor of Love' (and I haven't, except there's a lot of pathetic women who'd kiss Flavor Flav just to get on television) you gotta pat that weave to reduce the itching (thanks, Thin 1 and Thing 2!)
You know that whole concept that everybody has their unique talents and we are all equally gifted in the end?
Well suddenly the moments where I was watching The Hills and asking myself what the hell Audrina Patridge had to offer the world are in the past.
Judging from these pictures of the ditzy doll on the Hawaii set of her first movie, Into the Blue 2: The Reef, it's very clear to me: Audrina's purpose on this planet is to look really, freaking hot.
The downside is of course that women (including myself) want to hate her. Until we realize that she has the intelligence of a pea, at which point we feel much better.
Check the toned, tan, skinny little bitch sweetheart getting stroked, rubbed, looked at while she prepares to stand around and look good 'act' for the cameras:
I take additional comfort in knowing those boobs cannot be real. That, or she went through a major 'growth spurt' since her little Playboy try-out...
All publicity and no play makes Harrison Ford a cranky man. He and his long-time girlfriend Calista Flockhart take a break from promoting his upcoming flick 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' in Cannes, and take in a meal at the Hotel Eden Roc yesterday.
The fourth film in the Indiana Jones franchise is the talk of the French film festival, where the film will be screened on Sunday, 4 days before it hits theaters in the US.
Those French waiters behind Harrison and Calista look confused. I'm sure the sight of Calista anywhere near food must still be a little strange.
Casey Aldridge, best known as the man who got Jamie Lynn Spears barefoot and pregnant gives us a glimpse of what Jamie Lynn has in store for her as he washes his ATV at a do-it-yourself car wash in Gloster, Mississippi yesterday.
You know once she pops that kid out, Jamie's going to be on ATV cleaning duty.
Earlier this week, the happy couple were seen entering a store called Kentwood Bricks, in Jamie Lynn's hometown. Could they be planning a 'love nest' or a special, 'sister-in-law suite' for when big sister Britney comes to help out when the baby is due in June?
Despite the fact that I don't believe we've seen him smile since the pregnancy was announced (understandably so, if you ask me) Casey is pretty cute - for a good ol' boy.
Just when I was itching for a really good Brangelina fix... Kung Fu Panda delivers an eyeful.
Here's the majestic couple gracing the red carpet at Angie's premiere of the film in Cannes yesterday.
As if they could draw any more attention to themselves, after Angie's week of shopping in Monaco, getting outted about her twins, and just generally being considered everybody's business.
The latest Brangelina fire alarm is the due date issue. Her other Kung Fu co-star, Dustin Hoffman, admitted in his interview that her twins are due August 19th. But his alleged 'out' seems a little suspect. Rumor has it Dustin's full of shit and the baby's actually due next month.
In which case, Brange's recent relocation to France makes perfect sense. Gotta keep up the tradition of having every kid born in it's own country! Oh yeah, minus twin number two.
Pictures of Angie wearing green (to symbolize the envy every female feels when they look at her) next to her delicious hubby after the jump.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are over - again - just two months after rekindling their dysfunctional romance.
Not sure of the reason this time around, but I'm assuming it has something to do with Owen Wilson having the maturity of a 12-year old and Kate Hudson being embarrassed by him.
The hot mom was spotted wearing some bling on her ring finger last week, which got people all hot and bothered and jumping to the usual 'engagement' conclusion. Alas, the ring was just a stupid prop for her new movie...but apparently it did get the Bride Wars actress talkin.'
Word from her camp is that the blonde lovers are toast...like the really dark, black, inedible kind.
'It was a pretty bad breakup, says an insider. 'Owen said it was a
tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put
it behind him.'
Luckily Owen has all been using all the right tools to 'put it behind him,' such as getting trashed nightly, sticking his penis in as many vaginas as possible, and behaving like a general child about the whole thing.
Hopefully it will offer Kate all the reassurance she needs to stay the hell away from this guy before he plans suicide number two...
Christina Aguilera wore her 'Hey, everybody, don't you wish you were breastfeeding?!' dress to a business meeting in NYC today. She also wore pink-soled heels to match, though I'm pretty sure you won't notice THAT pair.
A lot of people are calling the 27-year old pop star a MILF. I'm
pretty sure they're misinformed, but hey, each to his own. Personally
- whether it's her peroxide-dyed hair, that unmistakable residue of
orange, her 1980's trashtastic lipstick, or the smug look on her face,
she kinda just makes me want to vomit.
Anywhooo...onto the real issue to be discussed here...does Christina have implants buried under all that breastmilk???
Tell us what YOU think and check out pictures of boobalicious Xtina after the jump...
Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman do their best imitation of...I don't know, pandas? at a photo shoot for their animated cartoon flick Kung Fu Panda, which premieres in Cannes this week.
I think the memory of Angelina Jolie emanating the death look (circa Girl Interrupted)
is permanently imprinted on my memory, because every time I see her
wearing pastel or smiling innocently I have to do a quadruple take.
Kinda makes sense that Ange's finally warming up to the whole cartoon thing after a lifetime of R-rated masturbation-friendly action-hero dramz. Then again, the 'tigress' character she plays in this film is described as the most 'overachieving, brave, fearless, and heroic' of all kung fu masters. Go figure.
Pictures of the pregnant glamor queen looking especially healthy next to her weird co-stars after the jump...
Lauren Conrad and best friend Heidi MontagAudrina PatridgeLauren 'Lo' Bosworth demonstrate their decision to meld into one person while heading home from Crown Bar in West Hollywood Wednesday night.
If you are a Hills watcher, then you know that the two clonish childhood friends have been quickly rekindling their romance friendship in recent episodes.
If you're not a Hills watcher, then god bless you. Don't ever start.
Pictures of co-stars Lauren Conrad, Lo Bosworth, and Brody Jenner alongside bar-fly randoms Fred Durst and Stomp the Yard actress Meagan Good after the jump.
