Kathy Griffin 'performed' at the San Diego Gay Pride Festival over the weekend. The event was to celebrate homosexual living, but from the looks of it, Kathy's performance had more of a 'my life with ADHD' theme.
Actually, the redhead was pretty funny.
She opened by listing off every type of genitalia and badgering the crowd to embrace their new marriage rights.
'Where are my Gay's with f*cking pride?' she asked. 'Do it. Get Married, mother f*ckers! Why not, you have a spare weekend...just f*cking marry some homo, goddammit!'
After fake-offending her gay audience, Kathy joked about 'the dumbass that we call Elisabeth Hasselbeck,' being kicked off The View by Barbara Walters, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson coming out, and Charlie Sheen calling his white wife the n word. The N-word discussion, of course, got the crowd so riled up that some 'prideful gays' started slugging each other.
'Is it fist fighting or fisting?' Kathy asked before griping about how unlucky she was to grow up without 'a mother who would bang guys to help her get famous' like Dina Lohan. But she insisted that the Griffin spunk runs in the family. 'My 80 year old mother could drink your asses under the f*cking table,' she challenged the crowd.
Click here to watch Kathy's f*uck-fueled performance, and see the ADD in action below...
Katie Holmes took a break from small-screen acting Saturday to take Suri shopping at Hollywood's the Grove.
The stepford mommy and her hot pink cutie patootie didn't look like there were having THAT much fun.
Probably because spending all your time with a two-year-old baby and a 46-year-old megalomaniac - both of whom can only say things like 'no' and 'gimme' - can get old.
Plus, Suri may LOOK well-behaved in these pictures, but she is kind of a terror. After getting a new American Doll, the toddler had Katie chasing her around the mall like crazy.
How come Tom is never seen doing this kind of dirty work??
So Amy's Saturday night went something like this....
Wearing an 'Amy Civil' embroidered blouse, Amy Winehouse and her crack entourage get all f*cked up and merry at this joint called Monarch Pub. Around 5 AM, Amy leaves the pub saying she wants to walk home. The bouncers insist she must take a cab. So Amy and about four or 30 of her friends try to squeeze into a London cab. Amy, however, is not pleased with the packed cab ('this is stupid'), allegedly because she is concerned about breaking the law.
More importantly, she has a sudden craving for flowers. So, after kicking her friends out of the cab, Amy puts aside her law-abiding concerns in order to steal a bouquet of flowers from some poor guy. Who then has to pay for them.
Eventually Amy and fellow crazies stumble home to her flat, where her ex-boyfriend Alex Donnelly serenades her for about two hours.
Check out the whole bundle of wonder below:
By the way. This Alex Donnelly guy might come in handy for the next two years, being that Amy's heroin hubby was sentenced to 27 months in prison today. So much for him being back on the streets to start a family with crazy Wino!
A small win for mankind, a giant blessing for their unborn crackbabies...
Last night Victoria Beckham ate at Beso...one of those restaurants that everyone who's someone simply MUST go to.
That, and her friend Eva Longoria owns it so she kinda has to.
But
as much as she patrons all the same restaurants and shops as every
other celebrity, Vicki remains certain she's a free spirit. At least,
in the ways that matter.
'I think I have a very European sense
of style. I wouldn't say that I'm a fashion victim at all. A fashion
victim would have that must-have dress, would have that must-have
handbag,' Posh said while talking about herself (again) recently.
And
she makes a fair point. If she wanted to be normal, would they actually get fake tits that look like that????
Kevin Federline is 'delighted' after winning 100% of the kids
he's been trying to keep away from Britney for the past two years. But
being the Jesus disciple that he is, all K-Fed really wants is to share them with her.
'Kevin was not [out] to get custody. Kevin's goal was to set up
some kind of template so the mother of his children can co-parent. He said, "I need to have Britney to be involved in the coparenting of the kids, but I need there to be a structure." '
Expect 'structure' to look like Britney playing with Sean and Jayden in a monitored room as K-Fed, a shrink, and a few taser-ready bodyguards watch from behind a glass window.
At first glance it woul seem that K-Fed is getting the better end of the deal here. But think about it. Not only is Britney now free to spend the rest of her life acting like a 5-year-old, but she gets to do it totally guilt-free.
Meanwhile, K-Fed gets fat, unfamous, and boring. Not to mention those gray hairs from trying to discipline his mysteriously psychotic sons.
