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Katie Holmes Is Oh So Polite, Oh So Dull




Frumpy Katie Holmes was spotted in NYC last night leaving Gerald Schoenfield Theater as part of that Broadway crap I mentioned yesterday.

And, just like Tom taught her to do, Katie was uber polite when the paparazzo tried to strike up conversation but only opened her mouth to smile sweetly.  Check out the contained actress in action:



I sure as hell hope Katie comes out of that shell on stage, or she'll fail at Broadway even more miserably than I expected.

On a side note, where did she get those fabulous jeans?  Her grandpa's closet??


 

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PCN's Gossip Roundup




Hugh Hefner is Open-Minded - PacificCoastNewsOnline
Katie Holmes Raises Our Eyebrow - Bauer Griffin Online
Tara Reid Looks Good On A Liquid Diet - Splash News Online
JOHN MAYER IS PUMPED - INF Daily
Christina Aguilera's Totally Natural Photo Shoot - PopSugar
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Are Book Writers - A Socialite's Life
Audrina Patridge so wants to do me - Celebslam
Kate Moss’ Invigorating Ibiza Getaway - Gossip Girls
Victoria’s Secret’s Girls Gone Wild - Hollywoodtuna
Beyonce is a Spotted Pig - Just Jared
Nereida Gallardo topless = I'm moving to Spain - The Superficial

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Tila Tequila Sticks it Out in Hollywood




Tila Tequila commanded the attention of the paparazzi Wednesday night when spotted at Coco de Ville in West Hollywood, because although she won't get another 'Shot at Love,' the newly single reality star has more bisexual juice to jiz.

'I am definitely working on another TV show that will be all me baby!  I can't wait to show the world all of me and not just one small side of me....I am ready to get drunk, crazy, and have fun with my life!' Tila wrote on her blog last month.

While I'm pretty sure MTV already showed us to these diverse personality traits (drunk, crazy, fun) in Shot at Love, Tila is discovering new and equally beautiful ways to express herself.

On the agenda: a tell-all book about 'sex, love, relationships, and life,' an album, a clothing line (because everybody's doing it), and a bunch of TV segments about...you guessed it...sex.

Will a Playboy photo shoot make it's way in there too?

 

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Celebrity Twins: Jack Osbourne and Seth Rogen




Since growing out his facial hair and toning down the gothic look, Jack Osbourne has been looking more and more like scruffy Seth Rogen.

The Knocked Up star's got four years of age on Jack, and Jack likes to think he's put his drug days behind him, but I think these two should team up.  They'd be great smoking buddies.

Weed would certainly help to explain why Jack almost forgot to pay a valet while heading out of Coco de Ville in West Hollywood Wednesday night....and spent about 5 minutes rummaging for bills in his murse.  The greens will mess with your memory, dude.

Pictures of confused Jack after the jump...

 

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Maria Bello is Engaged Because of Cryptozoology




Maria Bello, who once claimed to be anti-marriage, is getting married to some dude because he understands her love of 'politics, Africa and cryptozoology,' she says.

It doesn't hurt that he is 13 years younger and gorgeous.

Maria met 28-year-old musician/artist/waiter Bryn Mooser when he served her lunch at a birthday party 18 months ago, and life just hasn't been the same since.

'I was always anti-marriage. I didn’t understand monogamy. I couldn’t figure out how that could last. And then I met Bryn and I started to understand the beauty of constancy and history and change and going on the roller coaster with someone – of having a partner in life,' she tells The Norristown Times Herald.

Aww, how precious.  Stay tuned for pictures of the starcrossed lovers together, and in the meantime, check out the sugar mama signing autographs after Conan O'Brien's Late Night show on Wednesday...


 

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Chad Lowe is Affectionate, Un-American




Chad Lowe hugged his buddy goodbye after sharing lunch at Urth Cafe in West Hollywood Wednesday.

Unlike most American men, who are really only comfortable with handshakes or 'bro hugs', these two guys didn't look at all embarrassed to show their affection. 

Guess they don't have small penises!


 

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Who's Wearing Weird-Ass Shoes?




Click the picture to find out what the hell those things are and which actress was brave enough to wear 'em...
 

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James Franco is Yum Yum and Smart Too




James Franco hit up the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City Wednesday to appear on David Letterman's Late Show and affect the libido of every woman in a 20 mile radius.

The pretty actor is busy promoting his new movie Pineapple Express, but his main passion these days is in the classroom rather than the movie set.

Ten years after dropping out of UCLA to pursue acting, the 30-year-old actor is quite the little scholar.   Last month he got his B.A. in English, and next year he'll start his MFA at Columbia University.

What do you think he'll write about?


 

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