Paris Hilton's Moment of Zen

Mon, 03 March 2008

Posted by: Candid Corey

With all of the new developments in Paris Hilton's life - a new man, a televised search for a new BFF, the cinematic debacle that was "The Hottie and the Nottie" - the celebutante can be forgiven for needing a pinch of spiritual guidance.

Paris wowed the crass materialists at Hollywood's trendy Urth Cafe when she traipsed in with her own personal shaman in tow. The two shared a reading from a pamphlet titled "The Path of the Painted Shaman," after which the mystic blessed Paris, and God threw up in his mouth.

Might we suggest Paris take a long, long retreat with her yogi at a far, faraway place? It might not help her, but it would greatly benefit the rest of us. 

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Paris - in Germany

Thu, 13 December 2007

Posted by: Candid Corey

Our favorite socialite is in Berlin to promote her new line of prosecco (yum, prosecco) - in a can (scratch that). Paris suited up to appear at a press conference where she announced that she was donating 20 percent of the profits from her Rich Prosecco line to the Rich Water Foundation, an organization that provides fresh drinking water to people in need. Gee, 20 percent of nothing is still nothing. How come I have the sneaking suspicion that months from now, people in need of drinking water will be enjoying some sparkling wine - from a can?