Hunky Jason Taylor, who is going to lead the Miami Dolphins to at least an 8-8 season this year (oh, please, oh please, my Dolphin-loving heart can't take the losses much longer) joined his fellow 'Dancing with the Stars' competitors, including Cheryl Burke and Cristian de la Fuente at Villa Lounge in LA last night for a little judgment-free hoofing.
Is there some clause in the 'DWTS' contract that dictates that these guys have to hang out together 24/7? I think I'd need a break from them every once in a while. Well, I wouldn't need a break from Cristian.
Jason, who's still in the running for the big disco ball trophy, impressed 'Dancing' judge Len Goodman with his foxtrot and paso doble last night. He declared, 'Like a dolphin glides in the sea, that’s how you glide across the dance floor.'
As much as I'm rooting for Jason, I think he's needed much more at Dolphins training camp.
A few years ago the big question was whether Britney Spears would get back together with Justin Timberlake.
Well, it's pretty obvious that's about as likely to happen as hell freezing over.
(Sigh)
So until global warming is reversed, the latest question is whether Brit Brit is gonna get back together with K-Fed.
On the one hand, Kev has been a selfish, greedy, hypocritical douchebag about all this divorce/custody stuff. On the other hand, it's pretty unlikely Brit will find the self-respect
to go for a classier guy anytime soon. So if she's gonna date an
asshole, it might as well be her baby daddy.
Plus he does some nice things, like making sure Britney got to see her kids yesterday to celebrate the mommy holiday.
Well last week it was reported that Brit and Kev were having phone sex. We took this with a grain of salt of course. But then this morning K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, admitted that Britney and Kevin have developed a 'camaraderie'. He said 'Whether or not it means something more than that, I wouldn't know. I'm usually brought in when there's irreconcilable
differences!'
Ha. ha. ha.
You're worthless, Kaplan. Just admit it: they're sleeping together!
Get nostalgic after the jump, but first tell us what YOU think the dilly is...
Bai Ling is as quirky and comical as ever as she splashes in the waves, rolls in the sand, and does a variety of other less-mainstream activities on the beach in Hawaii.
Among these...pouring sand on herself, sit-ups, air splits, yoga, and more playing with and throwing of sand.
The dude that Bai is running circles around and holding hands with is supposedly her new boyfriend. He is also supposedly really rich. But I'm sure she just likes him for his personality.
Pictures of the asian model/actress enjoying herself (so much that she gets naked) after the jump...
A very pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, along with her babydaddy Casey Aldridge and his Mom and sister, celebrated Mother's Day on Sunday by attending a church service in Gloster, Mississippi.
From a recent story in Star magazine, the 'Zoey 101' star has got a lot to pray for. Obviously, the health of her baby-to-be, which is due in late June or early July, is in her prayers, but she may also be praying that Big Mama Spears doesn't demand a shotgun wedding before the stork arrives.
A source close to the family has claimed that 'Lynne is determined not to let her younger daughter be a single mother' but that Jamie, 'told her parents that she will not commit to a date.' Word is that she doesn't want to be Mrs. Aldridge anytime soon.
You might want to rethink that, Jamie Lynn, single parenthood hasn't proven to be very successful in your family.
, With her mother out of town, a heavily pregnant
Jamie Lynn Spears heads to a Mothers Day service at a local church with
fiance Casey Aldridge, his mother and his sister. After spending about
an hour inside the church, the family left and went for lunch.
Nick Hogan is righteously screwed after being sentenced to eight months in prison today.
The 17-year-old Hogan Knows Best star faced the music for his August
drag-racing crash, which resulted in a reckless driving charge and the near-death of his close family friend, John Graziano, who is probably comatose for life.
The music includes five years probation, 500 hours of community service, no driving for three years, no alcohol for five years, and all the regular DUI drama that Nicole Richieknows all too well.
Nick had the decency not to plead innocent, or to dispute the conviction brought against him - but the Graziano family nonetheless feels rattlesnake-like venom toward him.
'We have never once heard Nick apologize for what he has done or take any ownership for his actions,' the victim's sister told the judge in court today, alluding to the vacation-abundant year Nick has had. This, in contrast with her family's everyday caretaking of a there-but-not-there family member. Who wouldn't be bitter about that?
Nick was quick to set his record straight though - turning to
look the Graziano family members directly in the eyes as he told the
judge that he knows 'for a fact' he has already apologized, but
that he 'will never be able to say sorry enough times.'
Nick actually did seem ridiculously sorry as he told the judge he 'loved John to death' and hadn’t driven since the night of the crash. Not that it will do him any good!
Boy is gonna be bitch-slapped rrrrreal soon. In fact, today - the judge ordered him to be locked up right after the trial....like right now!
More pictures of the young convict, including all three of his mugshots, after the jump...
Cheryl Burke is only a year away from being halfway between 20 and 30, which means she's halfway to 50, which means she's reaching the age where getting carded is flattering rather than embarrassing.
At least, that's how I felt on my 24th birthday. Not a HUGE deal, just a little weird. But who knows with this Cheryl chick. Maybe 24 is the equivalent to 42 in celebrity years, in which case she is probably in the plastic surgeon's office discussing botox injections as we speak.
Check out the dancing star telling paparazzi she's 'so old' and being serenaded as she heads home (most likely wasted) from her birthday bash at Hollywood's Villa lounge Saturday night:
Older or not, Cheryl definitely knows how to shake that booty... she and Christian de la Fuente are back on the dancefloor tonight.
Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson are finally getting married. Yawn. In other news, Ryan's ex Alanis Morissette is busy writing a new song today. I'm pretty sure the lyrics say something about 'breaking him in for the next girl.'
Meanwhile, Tom Cruise is stomping his feet and saying 'I didn't want her that bad anyway' as he reminds himself to be grateful for what he has. A Stepford wife isn't so bad, right? Right?
For an engaged couple, Ryan and Scarlett sure do a good job of not being photographed together. Recent pictures of the two spotted separately - including Ryan getting cozy with his co-star some other chick - after the jump.
Apparently not everyone loves the Fresh Prince. 65-year-old retiree Dresden Graham is one of them. The feisty senior is waging a one-woman war against Will's latest film, which is shooting in her
Hollywood neighborhood.
The homeowner has put signs out on her lawn and on her home that read 'Will
Smith, Go Film at Your Mansions' and 'Put Potty Toilets on Your
Neighbor's House.'
Ms. Graham's efforts have forced the filmmakers to construct a false flowered wall to hide her signs from the camera's view. 'It's a small victory,' she says, 'but at least it's something.'
Texan TV talk shot host Dr. Phil has no time to chat as he heads to the CNN Studios in LA yesterday for an appearance on 'Larry King Live.'
The tough-talking therapist was nominated yesterday for a Daytime Emmy for his 'Dr. Phil Show.' Other nominees in the Outstanding Talk Show - Informative category are 'The View', 'A Place of Our Own' and 'The Tyra Banks Show.'
Dr. Phil versus Tyra. Too bad they can't compete American Gladiators-style for the prize. Now that's a show I'd definitely watch.
Oscar-winning actress Susan Sarandon greeted fans outside of her London hotel yesterday. The star is in jolly old England promoting the upcoming release of 'Speed Racer.' Susan plays Speed Racer's mom. (Mama Racer?)
The 61-year-old actress is all about growing old gracefully, if not wrinkle free. 'You can see I haven't had Botox or these lines wouldn't be here. If I'm the only one that actually looks 60, then I'll get all those parts because there won't be any actresses that look 60 around.'
In a move to keep her young at heart, Susan sat still for a tattoo for her 60th birthday - with the initials of her kids Eva, Jack and Miles.
'It hurt so much more than I thought it would. I'm going to save the next one until I'm 70 or 80.'
What kind of tattoo would you get at 70 or 80? A Medic Alert might be helpful.
Dancer Cheryl Burke played paparazzo as she wielded a video camera outside of LA's famed celebrity eatery the Ivy yesterday.
Cheryl can't seem to get her name out of the tabloids lately. Recent speculation had her romantically linked to her season two 'Dancing with the Stars' partner, the married Drew Lachey. Both Drew and Cheryl denied any stanky-panky.
Now the happy hoofer may be hooked-up with '300' stud Gerard Butler. Cheryl was introduced to the hunky actor by her current 'DWTS' partner, Chilean soap star Cristián de la Fuente. He, Cheryl and Gerard all live in the same apartment building. Oh, how I would love to live there too.
I think any lady dating Gerard Butler would be shouting it confidently from the rooftops. Just stay away from Cristián, he's married.
Finally! The cutest celebrity baby of all time is back - Miss Violet Affleck. It's been over 2 months since the reclusive daughter of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck has been spotted, but she's as cute as ever.
Violet played with Mama Jen after she spent a full day on the set of the Ricky Gervais-directed comedy, 'This Side of the Truth' in Boston yesterday.
Even a full day's work couldn't keep Jennifer from taking a late afternoon stroll with her little girl. Heck, if she were my little girl, I'd take every opportunity I could to show her off.
Sir Paul McCartney shielded himself from the rain under an umbrella outside of his London home earlier today. The former Beatle had officially opened an exhibition
of his late wife Linda McCartney's photographs the night before.
The 65-year-old singer, who just settled his $48.6 million divorce from estranged
wife Heather Mills last month, may already be entertaining the idea of walking down the aisle again.
The rock legend was spotted on Monday perusing the bling at the exclusive New Bond Street
store S.J. Phillips, fueling the rumors that he is planning to propose to
American heiress Nancy Shevell.
Representatives from the jeweler confirmed Paul did some shopping, but refused to divulge what the singer bought.
There're lots of other things to buy in a jewelry store besides engagement rings, you know. After the Heather Mills debacle, Paul would be a fool (on the hill) to get married again.
